英文小品剧本羊肉串和纳税人-精彩演讲-中国文书论文网

作者：张凯
　　Characters:
　　Mr.Shi,Xiaofu,Dabao
　　Mr.Shi:Taxisthemajorsourceofthefiscalrevenue.Thereisanevidentchangeabouttherelationshipbetweenthetaxcollectorandtaxpayerinthepast20years.Now,thetaxcollector,Xiaofu,andthetaxpayerDabao,avendorsellingYangrouchuanwillshowyoutheverychange.ThefirstActhappenedin1980s.
　　
　　ActI
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　　(inBazaarofBeijing,sanlihe,1980s)
　　Dabao:Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,eatenone,wantnine,eatenone,wantnine.
　　Hi,Takemyyangrouchuan.(slipped,takeitup,) 　　Xiaofu:Tax!Paythetax!
　　Dabao:(changefaces)
　　Taxi?Whereisthetaxi?Here’snotaxi.
　　Xiaofu:Tax!T---A---X!
　　Dabao:What’sthetax?Ijustknowtaxi!Doyouwantmetocallataxiforyou?
　　Taxi----!Taxi----!
　　Xiaofu:Enough!Areyouthevendor?
　　Dabao:No,No,No,no!I'mjusthavealook.Thevendorhasgonetothetoilet.
　　Xiaofu:Notthevendor?Impossible!you'vebeenherefor2hours.
　　Dabao:Really?(Xiaofu:Yes,ofcourse.)
　　Howdoyouknowit?
　　Xiaofu:ThewindowofmyofficeisopentohereandI'vebeenlookingatyoufortwohours.
　　Dabao:It’ｓabigbug!
　　Xiaofu:Oh.Don’twastemytime!Pleasepaythetax----10Yuan!
　　Dabao:10yuan?!Mygod.Ihadjustearned20Yuanoneday!5Yuan,ok?
　　Xiaofu:Don'tcheatme,you'vesoldmorethan2hundredones.
　　Dabao:6yuan,mydearsisiter.
　　7Yuan,mylovelybeauty.
　　Dabao:Notforyou,notforme,let'ssplitthedifference.8yuan,ok?
　　Xiaofu:(lookingaround)Allright,adeal.Butnoreceipt.
　　(Dabaopayed8yuanandXiaofuleft)
　　Dabao:Whatasmartwoman!Badluck!I’mbankrupt.Ihavetochangemyplace.
　　HopeIwouldnotmeetheranymore!Let’sgo!
　　
　　ActII
　　
　　Mr.Shi:Thenextscenehappenedinnewcentury.Chinahadbeenmarchinginthewayofthemarketeconomyfortwentyyearsmore,intheneweraofbuildingthewell-offsocietyinanall-roundway,howdothevendorregardtaxasandhowisthetaxcollected?Thescenewilltellyou.
　　Let’senjoyit!
　　(Inthemarket;Dabaoinwhiteclothes,aboardwith"NOSARS")
　　Dabao::Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan.Eatenone,wantnine.Eatenone,wantnine.
　　Xiaofu:Hi,
　　Dabao:Hi.
　　Two:Whatafamiliarface.
　　Two:It’syou!
　　Dabao:10yearspast,youareastillataxcollector.
　　Xiaofu:10yearspast,youstillsellYangrouchuan.
　　Howisyourbusiness?
　　Dabao:EverythingisOK!
　　10yearspast,youarestillbeautifulladyinSanliheofBeijing.
　　Xiaofu:10yearspast,youandyourYangrouchuanlookmorecleanthan20yearsbefore.
　　Dabao:Thankyou.NoSARS,nodirtiness;Servepeople,serveme.
　　Xiaofu:Great!Haveyou……
　　Dabao:Married?I‘mnotmarried;I’mstillsingle.
　　Xiaofu:Haveyouclaimedyourtaxthismonth?
　　Dabao:What?Taxi?Oh,tax!Ofcourse.Ishouldpaythetaxof50YuanthismonthandIhaveclaimedatthebeginofthismonth.
　　Xioafu:Yourreceipt,please.
　　Dabao:(showsthereceipt)
　　Hereyouare,Ihavepaidmytaxinthetaxservicecenterbycomputer.
　　Xiaofu:Great!Whatagoodtaxpayeryouare.
　　Dabao:Thankyou.Itismyduty.I’mproudofmyselftopaythetaxforourcountry.
　　Xiaofu:Yeah!Thetaxyoupaidisashareofourcountry’seconomy,andyoudoalotforOlympicsofBeijing!
　　Dabao:Let’sdoittogether!.It’ssaidthat,Don'taskwhatyourcountrycandoforyoubutaskwhatyoucandoforyourcountry.Justlikeme,sellYangrouchuan,andpaytheTaxfortenyearsmore.
　　Xiaofu:You'retheloveliestpeopleinnewcentury!
　　Dabao:Thankyou!Andyou'retheloveliesttaxcollectorinnewera!
　　X:Excuseme,andIhavetogonow.Bye-bye.
　　D:Amoment,areyoufreetomorrowevening?CouldIhaveadinnerwithyou?
　　Xiaofu:Well,mayIhavethecompanyofmyhusband?
　　Dabao:No,no,noproblem.6o’clockintheevening,Beichuanyuan,ok?
　　Xiaofu:justakidding.Ihavetogohomenow.(leaves)
　　Dabao,Seeyoutomorrow.
　　Dabao:Hopetoseeyoueveryday.
　　　　
　　
　　TheEnd